He’s gonna run inside and outside the line all day
His style of speed and power makes us love to watch him play.
Give him the ball, hand it off to him, so he can run
But do not use the formation that goes from the gun.
They said he would be great during his days as a Sooner
Because “he-could-go-all-the-way” as said by Boomer.
They say he is like the Sweetness in his game
And fans call him Purple Jesus, perhaps his silliest name.
Yet even to his glory, there is a flaw much too terrible to tell.
And every time it comes up, he creates his own Hell.
He is like Hercules as he is a brick wall
But even with such strength he still can’t hold the ball!
Ever since his rookie year fumbling still seems to lurk
No matter his effort to improve, nothing seems to work!
This weakness, is his loose screw to weaken his armor.
A screw that can undo him like what happened to Tiki Barber.
So hopefully he overcomes this fatal weakness somehow, someway
Or else he’ll be bumbling and fumbling the football all day.
June 6, 2010
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